Tariff Wars

How to Play

A satirical paddle duel. Both sides start at 50%; the first to reach 200% wins.

• Return the ball: gain 2 tariff points and take 2 from your rival. Score a goal: gain 12 points.
• Against the CPU, choose Trump (left) or Xi (right). Use W / S or ↑ / ↓, move your pointer over the court, or drag on a touchscreen to control your chosen character.
• Local duel: your friend plays Xi on the right with ↑ / ↓ or drags the right half of the court.
• Hit with the paddle's edge to angle your return. Moving through contact adds spin; longer rallies get faster.
• P or Escape: pause. Returning to the page never resumes a match automatically.
• Choose Casual, Standard or Fierce for a CPU opponent. Wins and achievements follow your chosen character in CPU matches; local duels still count as completed games.