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Tariff Wars

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How to Play

A satirical paddle duel. Both sides start at 50%; the first to reach 200% wins.

  • Return the ball: gain 2 tariff points and take 2 from your rival. Score a goal: gain 12 points.
  • You play Trump on the left. Use W / S, or move your pointer over the court. On a touchscreen, drag the left half.
  • Local duel: your friend plays Xi on the right with ↑ / ↓ or drags the right half of the court.
  • Hit with the paddle's edge to angle your return. Moving through contact adds spin; longer rallies get faster.
  • P or Escape: pause. Returning to the page never resumes a match automatically.
  • Choose Casual, Standard or Fierce for a CPU opponent. Wins and win achievements belong to the left Keeper in CPU matches; local duels still count as completed games.
Trump
Trump · You50%
Trade duel0:00First to 200%
Xi
Xi · CPU50%
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Recent Trade Outcomes

Completed exhibitions, newest first. These tariffs are the game's score.

KeeperWinnerTariffsMatchTime
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